Two well-dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...
Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches
from their briefcases and began to eat them...
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat
your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...
The lawyers quietly looked at each other and
EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued
their meals!!!
(You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in
any rules)...
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MARWADI opened Sweets shop & gave an
advertisement...!
Helper required................
Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
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JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not
over speeding?
MAN: My lord, I was going to
my father in-law's house to bring back my
wife.
JUDGE: Case dismissed????
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